Thursday, March 15, 2012

Monday, March 12, 2012

When I'm feeling low


I think of puppies romping.

And YOU in PRISON.

Friday, March 9, 2012


You ruined my party.
In return, I’ve decided
To screw your husband.

Wednesday, March 7, 2012


The golf ball landed
Near a cow’s ass in the field.
And it looked like yours.

Sunday, March 4, 2012


So you’re the A List?
Stop the alphabet, my dear.
I want to get off.

Friday, March 2, 2012


Daily Gay Haiku Bonus (Guy-Ku)

Do not push me bitch
I have had a shitty day.
I'd be glad to share.