Thursday, March 15, 2012

Monday, March 12, 2012

When I'm feeling low

I think of puppies romping.


Friday, March 9, 2012

You ruined my party.
In return, I’ve decided
To screw your husband.

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

The golf ball landed
Near a cow’s ass in the field.
And it looked like yours.

Sunday, March 4, 2012

So you’re the A List?
Stop the alphabet, my dear.
I want to get off.

Friday, March 2, 2012

Daily Gay Haiku Bonus (Guy-Ku)

Do not push me bitch
I have had a shitty day.
I'd be glad to share.